Archive for the 'Stupid Sites' Category

Evil: See Everything Your Friends And Neighbors Have Ever Bought At Sears

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Evil: See Everything Your Friends And Neighbors Have Ever Bought At Sears
Want to see all the major appliances and repair services that your friends and neighbors… (and anyone else who you can look up in the phone book) have ever purchased at Sears?

US Department of Laughs

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

US Department of Laughs
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

Greetings from Antony the Squirrelman:

Monday, September 11th, 2006

Greetings from Antony the Squirrelman: “Squirrels are cool!!”
Long-live the coolest animal on the planet. Squirrels! Can you imagine a park without them? I can’t. Prairie dogs try to be cool, but come on -they cause plagues. And, I’ve heard that their prairie dog holes trip innocent cows! Squirrels are clean animals that never even leave [...]

ICE ROCKS® – Water Bank of America Inc. (WBOA)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

ICE ROCKS® – Water Bank of America Inc. (WBOA)
ICE ROCKS® are secured ice cubes made from spring water and ready to be frozen. These cubes, to be consumed within two (2) years, are hermetically packaged in disposable, recyclable containers, providing the user with a complete guarantee with regard to hygiene and safety, while respecting the [...]

USB Powered Hot Plate (or BBQ)

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Translated version of http://xe.bz/aho/24/
Is the meat roasted with 24th USB?
~ beef bowl personal computer something there is no eye! The strongest USB burning meat PC ~
This is Sofa King Stupid.
The non-translated page is here: http://xe.bz/aho/24/

Signs of Satan

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Signs of Satan
Put on your tinfoil hat before reading this.
The “El Diablo” hand sign often is con-fused with the deaf hand signal of the phrase, “I love you.” While at first this appears an odd resemblance, we register an “ahh, I get it!” emotion when we discover that the person who invented, or created, [...]

iAttire

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

iAttire
This is just too wierd.
No worries. No nonsense. These briefs have the free-moving ease you expect.
Hand-made of the softest white cotton knit, a blue waistband, and an easy access crotch.

Top Secret Gas Pill

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Testimonials
Anytime you hear the words “Incalculable Market Potential”, don’t just walk away, run for your life (and pocketbook)!
That’s about a 33% SAVING!!! And… this was just his 2nd tank of gas using the pills!!!!! Stay tuned to hear Scott’s exciting testimony when he returns from a road trip!!!!
Note: Scott was the #1 [...]

Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society

Little do “plane” passengers realize that they are merely boarding Greyhound buses with wings, and that while aboard these winged buses, given the illusion of flight when cloud like scenery is moved past their windows by stagehands in a very expensive theatrical performance.
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How To Keep An Idiot Busy

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

How To Keep An Idiot Busy
Well worth the wait.

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY FOR A WHILE.