OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – OMB 411
The ultimate in late night iPod accessories.
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Do my laundry, get a blowjob
I really hate doing laundry too, probably enough to pass on this generous offer.
I hate to do laundry.
I hate to do laundry.
No, I mean, I REALLY hate to do laundry.
The Onion | Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
I’m not going to quote anything from the article because I’m probably already pushing the NSFW line with the title of this post, but this article is really funny. If you are in a tolerant environment and the title appeals to you, just [...]
My housemate introduced me to this the other day. This queen is seriously funny. However, she may not be safe for work if your boss does not appreciate black men with pink wigs.
Shirley Q. Liquor
IGNUNCE IS CALLING!
Order a live phonecall from Mrs. Liquor HERE!
Phallic Logo Awards
Possibly not safe for work. Depends on if your boss has a sense of humor or not.
The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it’s a big spurting penis?
We asked our readers to send in the best cock [...]
–title censored, NSFW–
I got in trouble for my content on my last post in this category so this time, well, just click the link.
The Holiday of Holidays
There are holidays for presidents,
Groundhogs and Lovers.
The calendar honors Halloween,
Fathers and mothers.
Now take out your date book.
Find the section for May;
Mark down a celebration so special
It’s awarded [...]
Rent-a-Dildo.com – Sex Toys Online
NSFW Looks like a spoof, but one can never be too sure on the intarnets.
I especially like the “No Commitments” feature.
* Over 1,000 sex toys to choose from – Dildos, Vibrators, Butt Plugs, and more!
* All toys thoroughly cleaned and completely hygienic
* No Commitments. Cancel Anytime.
The Camel-Toe Report
Funny site, probably not safe for work.
TOE OF THE WEEK (updated Mondays… usually)
Tubin’ Toe
Toe Factor: 8
It’s spring break time again. Unfortunately, Tammi here won’t be participating. You see, students of junior colleges like Santa Rosa JC and College of Marin (aka First Unified College of Kentfield) don’t get “Spring Breaks”. Instead, they go [...]
Organize Your Sex Toys
NSFW, This is hillarious.
If you have more than a few sex toys in your collection, you know that it can be hard to store them neatly and carefully. Too often we just throw our toys in a drawer, a bag, or even under the bed. Careless storage can lead to disorganization, and [...]
:: AdamSandler.com :: The Official Adam Sandler Site ::
OMFG. This is alteratingly funny, repulsive, funy and vile. Damn I love Adam Sandler. Oh, and if I haven’t made it clear yet, NOT SAFE FOR WORK! You are looking for the “Secret” video.
I have a secret.
