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Hell, I can’t even afford the therapy I need after looking at this grainy photo.

New details on euthanized sperm whale
Fort De Soto Park, Florida — New information has been released regarding the sperm whale that came into the mouth of Tampa Bay over the weekend.
Anyone taking bets on how many people caught the innuendo before this was published?

Pretty funny, and well done first dance. The fun starts about 30 seconds in.

A very well done Simpsons version of the 300 trailer.

Stupid Shit People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes | MadConomist.com
1. I am very detail-oreinted.2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty
4. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
I’ll add the [...]

I got this killer tattoo with those funny looking European characters.  The inker told me it’s English for ‘Courage and Compassion’.  The chicks are gonna crazy when they see this.

That Tickles!

100% Metaphors.