Stupid News

This is even better than the one I commented here.
Our wonderfully smart local news just said: “After the break we’ll tell you why you shouldn’t greet an officer with a gun in your hand.”
I’m thinking that I already know the answer but anticipation has me waiting now.
[update]
Exactly 24 hours later I hear another completely insensitive quote:
“coming up, details on the missing UTSA student that you won’t find anywhere else!”