Ruminations | Funny Quotes or Deep Thoughts?


Ruminations | Funny Quotes or Deep Thoughts?

I don’t necessarily believe this rumination, but it’s still funny.

It’s better to be a red person in a blue state
than a blue person in a red state. As a red
person, if your blue neighbors turn into a mob
at least you have a gun to protect yourself.
As a blue person, your only hope is to appease
the red mob with herbal tea and marinated tofu.

(Phil Garding)

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