Landover Baptist Church (Unsaved Are Not Welcome)
Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching toy Marketed to Pre-Teen
Girls!
I suppose this would fall into the “not suitable for office environments” category? On the other hand if your boss has a young daughter you may want to warn him (or her if you’re in an unsaved office).
The manufacturing label on Fisher Price’s new, Aquapet toy reads, “…they even have a few secrets, can you discover them?” For 7-year old church member, Martha Chumsky, that discovery was made late last Tuesday evening, when she walked into her parents’ bedroom looking for her toy, only to find her mother standing naked as jaybird in front of the bureau mirror, wiping off her daughter’s Aquapet with a dirty wet rag.
